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Ha Ha Ha!

Posted Apr 01 2009 2:33pm
What do you call a person who has a compulsion to get lymphoma over and over again?
A lymphomaniac !

Doctor: The tests show that your cancer is advanced. You have six months to live.

Patient: But, doc, I can't pay off my medical bills in six months.

Doctor: Did I say six months? You have at least a year to live.


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