The Story of Wilma Flintstone-The First Cave Mother
Who doesn't know and love Wilma? This was the first mother who went shopping for God's sake! Wilma was the wife of Fred, best friend to Betty and lover to Bar-------oooooooo--sorry-I didn't mean to let that slip!! Pebbles loved her mom and especially liked to help her feed Dino, their pet dinosauer. Wilma was born in a cave on the west side of Fort Wayne, Indiana-best known as the dumbest city in the United States as listed by Men's Health-(a magazine that Wilma never heard of by the way!!) to a partially single mother. Her father was a drunk and Wilma said she never broke the cycle of this pattern by marrying Fred who she states is a son-of -a -gun! Wilma has many scars of her childhood abuse but tries to carry on and also involves herself in local activities such as bowling and the area support group for Shopoholics Anonymous. When asked if she would like to be named in this short history of all kinds of mothers, Wilma stated, " Sure, but don't write anything about the fact of Fred's affair with Bet---oooooooo--god!! Seems I just have a slippery pen today.
Why, you ask, when writing about Wilma Flintstone do I have a picture of myself next to the excerpt? Well, I can't put a picture of Wilma on the board without violating some pretty heavy copyright laws so instead of laying her kisser on ya-you will just have to believe that I was thinking about Wilma at the time of this picture. TaTA!!!!
The Story of Wilma Flintstone-The First Cave Mother
Who doesn't know and love Wilma? This was the first mother who went shopping for God's sake! Wilma was the wife of Fred, best friend to Betty and lover to Bar-------oooooooo--sorry-I didn't mean to let that slip!! Pebbles loved her mom and especially liked to help her feed Dino, their pet dinosauer.
Wilma was born in a cave on the west side of Fort Wayne, Indiana-best known as the dumbest city in the United States as listed by Men's Health-(a magazine that Wilma never heard of by the way!!) to a partially single mother. Her father was a drunk and Wilma said she never broke the cycle of this pattern by marrying Fred who she states is a son-of -a -gun! Wilma has many scars of her childhood abuse but tries to carry on and also involves herself in local activities such as bowling and the area support group for Shopoholics Anonymous.
When asked if she would like to be named in this short history of all kinds of mothers, Wilma stated, " Sure, but don't write anything about the fact of Fred's affair with Bet---oooooooo--god!! Seems I just have a slippery pen today.
Why, you ask, when writing about Wilma Flintstone do I have a picture of myself next to the excerpt? Well, I can't put a picture of Wilma on the board without violating some pretty heavy copyright laws so instead of laying her kisser on ya-you will just have to believe that I was thinking about Wilma at the time of this picture. TaTA!!!!
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