Suspend the Gas and Cigar Tax - and Release Endorphins!
Posted Oct 30 2008 3:24pm
There is always a good story making the rounds of the Internet, as well as those who are not so good but the following gave me a great laugh!
A doctor on his morning walk noticed a lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'
'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.'
'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'
The lady smiled, and said, "24!
So, what do we do? Do we suspend the gas tax and save at the pump or suspend the cigar tax and shave years off our lives? It's all a matter of degrees, I would guess, but if, instead of continuing your cigar smoking habit you decide to quit rushing smoke - out your nostrils - just remember, not just any old gimmick will do!