I don't know why but I still get zits, even at the worn out age of 56. Sometimes I think it might be rosacea or whatever the hell they call it-but they seem to feel and act a lot like the same old acne I had as a starry eyed teen drama queen.

So, what's a poor post menopausal to do?

Well, I suppose I could try a variety of acne treatment.

Or wash fervently every night with Noxema. Or maybe I could place heat pads on my face and burn them off.

The end resort, of course, is calling the doctor, where I will obtain high fees for being told that I have a skin problem that will require some sort of medication.

My god!

What is a post menopausal to do?