I AM NOT GAY------I HAVE NEVER Been GAY and I don't Wear Cowboy Boots, either!
Posted Oct 30 2008 3:24pm
Why do some ranchers put old boots on fence posts?
BOISE, Idaho — Denying that he did anything wrong and stating emphatically that "I am not gay," Sen. Larry Craig asked the people of Idaho on Tuesday to forgive him for being arrested two months ago in a police sting in a men's room at NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Larry- he can't help it!
Sen. Larry Craig was arrested by an undercover police officer in a men's bathroom in Minneapolis some time ago after tapping his boots as a sign to the officer that he was interested in "lewd" behaviour. He has proclaimed he is not gay and has never been gay! He also stated he pleaded guilty because he has been harassed for so long he just didn't know what else to do!!
He has also received an offer from Cowboy Boots 'R Us to promote their brand of toe tappers to the panting public.