Well, we looked at calories in a tootsie roll and were not only blown away, but treated with a wink from Sarah Palin- ( kinda sad!) but how about God' Little Apple?
A good-sized fresh apple has about 95 calories, so if little Johnny or Talitha come home with 10-15 apples in their trick or treat plastic pumpkin containers, ( which I doubt since no one gives apples out anymore, and besides they wouldn't fit) and you as a concerned parent ate 10 of them ( which I doubt since -well- God!)
Well, that is 950 calories. Of course you would not hold the 950 calories because it is almost a certainty that you would be making frequent visits to the JOHN. I doubt that most bodies could contain 10 apples at a time.