Give Mud Therapy a Try! It detoxifies the joints in your body, releases stress, and revitalizes your skin.
I think a little bit of mud wrestling might also do the trick. In fact, I think mud wrestling could be the sport of the moment, given the chance.
The next time we are supposed to have presidential debates, I think they should be held in a mud wrestling ring filled with Republicans. Of course, we all know they don't like to get dirty. It's just easier to pile on the Demos, isn't it?