Okay, we all smoke outside. Ex-partner and I do and the other couple in another unit smoke too. So I don’t know who went outside last (it wasn’t me!) but somehow, perhaps someone didn’t extinguish their last cigarette properly? Either that or someone set fire to a chair we have on our porch?
Someone rang our doorbell and normally, ex-partner and I just ignore it. Luckily we didn’t. We’re on the upper floor. I don’t know what the other couple were doing as they would have possibly had a vantage point to see the lovely blaze from their living room.
Anyway, downstairs we went and bloody fucking hell! There sat the chair completely in flames! Or what was left of it! I ran back upstairs to get some water because for some reason, the water outside had been shut off. Luckily, no burn damage was done to the wood porch but oh…if the landlord sees it…good thing I’m moving?
We tried to cover it up and ex-partner is going to try and clean off all the melted detritus tomorrow.
I am laughing so hard. It’s not funny at all but I am so emotionally dysregulated right now. Even ex-partner laughed too but not as hard as me.
Okay, we all smoke outside. Ex-partner and I do and the other couple in another unit smoke too. So I don’t know who went outside last (it wasn’t me!) but somehow, perhaps someone didn’t extinguish their last cigarette properly? Either that or someone set fire to a chair we have on our porch?
Someone rang our doorbell and normally, ex-partner and I just ignore it. Luckily we didn’t. We’re on the upper floor. I don’t know what the other couple were doing as they would have possibly had a vantage point to see the lovely blaze from their living room.
Anyway, downstairs we went and bloody fucking hell! There sat the chair completely in flames! Or what was left of it! I ran back upstairs to get some water because for some reason, the water outside had been shut off. Luckily, no burn damage was done to the wood porch but oh…if the landlord sees it…good thing I’m moving?
We tried to cover it up and ex-partner is going to try and clean off all the melted detritus tomorrow.
I am laughing so hard. It’s not funny at all but I am so emotionally dysregulated right now. Even ex-partner laughed too but not as hard as me.
So all you other smokers out there…be careful…