Taint (slang)

Taint is a term used to refer to the perineum (the region of the human body between the testicles or vagina and the anus ). This term has no basis in medical terminology and is most often considered lewd and mildly obscene. The word taint is derived from the combination of the words “it” and “ain’t” run together to form the ”taint.” The joke commonly being: “I t ain’t your balls (or poontang) and i t ain’t your ass.”

Now that you know what a taint is, I can tell you that mine hurts like Hell. While doing paperwork around the first of July, I missed a chair with rolling wheels while trying to sit down. The chair rolled away from me and I hit HARD on the hardwood floor.

My taint really hurts. And since there is no Doctor Of Taint listed in the phone book yellow pages, I have resorted to home remedies and cures. Soaking in hot baths. Hot/cold pads. Alleve, Tylenol, etc. I have been doing the “Charlie Chaplin walk”. I was doing the MySpace ho’ train walk but I can get my legs together a little more now.

So, if anyone has a remedy for a broken/bruised taint, please by all means, post them.

Seems like I’m always hurting/injuring “personal” parts. See “OW…MY POOTANG HURTS” Tried to link to save you some trouble but couldn’t get it to. Maybe, D…the tech head will do it.