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Definitive Proof of Insanity

Posted Jul 04 2013 12:00am

Yep.  That’s what I called it on Twitter.  What I just did a few days ago.  And it’s sittin’ right here with me and my mouth’s hangin’ open because I AM TOTALLY INSANE!!! 

And I can’t believe it’s actually here.  It’s like some sort of bizarre “technological apparition.”  I keep staring at it to try and figure out if I’ve become delusional or am having a hallucination.  Because there’s this other “thing” that’s sitting even closer to me.  Not across the room like the…”apparition.”

I have to go outside and have a cigarette now to try and make some sort of sense here.  Maybe somehow clear my head? Doubtful.  BECAUSE I’M TOTALLY INSANE!!!

Alright.  I’ve examined the  thing some more and it looks like something you’d put in your wallet.  But I can’t figure out why anyone would put THIS in a wallet! It has some letters and numerals on it and “squishy” spots.  The biggest letters I can read are: “B…O…S…”

Okay.  Enough.  I bought a BOSE® Wave III.  Total insanity? I live on money given to me by the stoopid guvmunt©.  Thus, I am not exactly…FILTHY, STINKIN’ RICH??

Well, hell’s bells! I spend so much time totally sick at home, completely useless, I might as well have a lovely stereo system to be totally sick and completely useless with!

Hey.  It makes me less useless in one way.  I can listen to music. There’s some sound (groan…sorry, couldn resist) logic for what I did. *nods*

Lovely? Oh, my.  And yes, the remote control IS the size of the credit card I used to buy the damn thing!

I’ve just been mucking about with CDs to test volumes and sound outputs and…uh, this is rather interesting.   CDs that I’ve burned come blastin’ out louder than manufactured ones!

AT. ONE. THIRD. OF. THE. VOLUME…

Yes, one third of the volume of the unit itself.

I wonder if I could deafen everyone on my entire floor by playing my burned CDs at

I don’t think I’ll try that.  Not for their sake but for my own.  I’d be adjusting the volume right in front of it with the remote, right? It might make me deaf and throw me across the room at the same time. *laughing*

I think I’m fine with my neighbour too.  I had a listen up close and the sound emanates forward, even though there is a rear speaker with sound output.  It’s a lot more quiet.  When I first started playing things, I was running out into the hallway and closing my door to see if…whoa…  Not “too” loud but I’ve really got it up and you can hear it!

The sound is really clear too.  Not only can I hear that with the music, but also song lyrics.  That might help me out with my Asperger’s Auditory Processing Disorder issues.

Ah, whatever.  It was on sale, free delivery, I’ve wanted one for years anyway.  My expenses? I can handle my budget.  Also, more cash if I’m not drinking?

I’m  TOTALLY INSANE!!! I may as well have a bit of fun with it!

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