No, no one has bought me a vibrator for X-mASS. However, should any of you like to, I would not protest.
Actually, what happened is, I did the most awful thing. Reprehensible. No, worse! I barely escaped being the unforgivable and heartbreaking parent at X-mASS!!!
I’m at J.’s right now and I bought him a pressie that…requires batteries. Guess what I forgot to bring?
Ah, yes…does this now bring back all the awful memories of the greatest gift you ever received, only to find out that your utterly, useless and pathetic excuses for pond scum-entities that spawned you “forgot” to buy batteries???
Luckily at one of my transit stops, I could duck into a hardware store and grab some.
Boy, would I have felt like a total fucktard if I couldn’t find any.
Just like the the little fucktard I was when my Parental Units forgot to buy me my batteries. *rolls eyes*