When you are blue- I will try my damndest to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile- I will know you are plotting something that I have to be involved in.
When you are scared- I will pee in the cup for you.
When you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, until you quit whining.
When you are confused- I will use small words.
When you are sick- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever it is that you have.
When you fall- I may laugh, but I would never point.
When you are blue- I will try my damndest to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile- I will know you are plotting something that I have to be involved in.
When you are scared- I will pee in the cup for you.
When you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, until you quit whining.
When you are confused- I will use small words.
When you are sick- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever it is that you have.
When you fall- I may laugh, but I would never point.
Aren't you lucky to be my friend?