I stumbled onto this in my journal the other day and couldn't stop laughing. I'm glad I try to write these things down (although I know I've missed plenty over the years) because I had completely forgotten about this one.
This was 4 years ago, when Bearhug was 3 1/2. He and Cuddlebug had just started speech therapy, and at the end of each therapy session the therapists would take a few minutes to give dh an update on how it went, what they were working on, and suggestions to continue working on the same things at home.
This particular day, they had been using some pictures of dogs in their session, and while dh and the therapist were talking Bearhug starting acting like a dog (which he liked to do).
Dh asked him, "are you a dog?" and Bearhug barked and nodded. Then dh asked him if he had a tail. At first Bearhug said no, then he said "here my tail, I found it!" and proceeded to start unzipping his pants to show them his "tail."
Of course dh was so embarrassed and told Bearhug, "No!! Zip your pants up, that's not a tail!" I'm pretty sure no one asked Bearhug that question again ;).