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My "stalker" has crossed the line...

Posted Nov 15 2008 12:00am

Can't remember if I have mentioned it here before or not, but I have a stalker. He is short and handsome, never lets me out of his sight when I'm home, and clings like a koala bear when I hold him (which he is almost getting too big for me to do but I will keep it up as long as I can).

Think he has enough cinammon in his hair?

He follows me wherever I go, and that includes the bathroom. I should be embarrassed to admit that, but I KNOW I am not alone in this regard. Now, that's not the part that "crosses the line." Sadly, I am used to that from when his big brothers used to stalk me. They sometimes still do but not as often these days. I can occassionally get a little privacy in the bathroom from them anyway.

No, what crossed the line is when the other day, he not only followed me into the bathroom, he brought his little plate of chicken nuggets with him...

I'm sorry, you mean you couldn't just keep eating at the table and wait for me to come back?? Really?!? Or, if you must follow me, you couldn't leave your plate at the table for a minute? AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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