Living in a Fascitis State

I don't know whether to rant-or
to cry about my fascitis o' plantar
Though fascitis sounds like a dictator state
It's nothing more than my arch is too straight
First time anything on me was considered too flat
But there it is, my feets is all that
The good news is I can still exercise
The bad news is I can still exercise
Plus -- I gotta wear a strap-on (splint) to bed
(Oh, get that filthy thought outta yer head!)