are the most effective and safe health care interventions in history. OK listen
up dummies. Thanks to all those exasperating parents who dare to question
vaccine safety the IOM has released a thorough and objective report on the
safety of childhood immunizations.
are the greatest health breakthrough of the 20th century. In order
to ensure the objectivity of this report the IOM committee excluded all parents
of any child injured by vaccines, as well as all experts in pediatric toxicology
and environmental science in general. Relieved right? The committee members,
instead, included: experts in women’s reproductive health, immigration,
technology, torts, cloning, immunization program officers and inventors as well
as organ transplant experts. OK? Satisfied! This crew knows their stuff so you
can feel fully confident in their extensive expertise on adverse vaccination
reactions. Happy now?
are the most important health breakthrough of all time! Along with this very
balanced group of experts, stakeholders were allowed to testify in front of the
committee. The “stakeholders” included vaccine makers, vaccine patent holders,
vaccine distributors, parents who love this highly aggressive vaccine schedule
(and believe you me they were hard to find but we did it!) as well as 1 parent
of a vaccine injured child, Barbara Loe Fisher. Ok, totally level playing field
right? The fact that vaccine safety is the
number one health concerns of all new parents was more than fairly represented.
So you are welcome! We bent over backwards to accommodate you people!
are sacred. Ok so there you are- a highly diverse body of stakeholders – a dozen vaccine salespeople and Barbara Loe
Fisher. Perfect! Who could ask for more?
save lives! Needless to say our committee poured over the work of noted vaccine
safety experts: Eric Fombonne (professional testifier against children in
vaccine court), DeStanfo (CDC vaccine representative), Trotter, Tse, O’Leary
(ardent foes of vaccine safety research and hysterical defenders of all
vaccines all the time). And finally we really emphasized the critical work of
CDC partner and indicted criminal, yes, the only and only Dr. Poul Thorsen.
Nitpickers have complained that because of his thievery and deliberately
misleading research practices, the Thorsen studies should now be referred to as
Madsen studies. Ok, fine. “Madsen”/ Thorsen’s apprentice worked hand and hand
with the Danish Serum (Vaccine) Institut on his excellent and thoroughly
want to start testing the Anthrax vaccine on American children now, asap,
(true!). We know you moaners out there would complain that our research was
heavily biased towards professional vaccine makers and backers so we also
skimmed the Dr. Bob Sears “Vaccine” book, which advocates fully informing
parents of vaccine side effects . Sears holds no vaccine patents and does not
work for a vaccine maker (no wonder his is so misinformed!). FYI we found that
his book to be dangerous and we had only negative things to say about it.
are the greatest medical innovation of all time. In summary our report concluded:
All vaccine makers are required to report adverse effects in their
clinical trials. Duh, the vaccine makers almost never report any adverse effects so more proof
vaccines are proven to be safe!
“Stakeholders concerns do not warrant the initiation of high cost
studies.” Exact quote.
There are too many research studies on parental concerns regarding
vaccine safety and not enough study on parent education re the life saving
magic of all vaccines. Almost exact quote.
The Internet is dangerous and is the sole reason for the public’s
distrust of the infant immunization schedule. Ideally access to all non-CDC
approved sites would be verboten. This matter will be revisited at the next IOM
committee found there is basically no research, none at all, on the safety of
the totality of the infant vaccination schedule. Therefore, there is NO proof
our vaccine schedule is NOT safe. Your fears put to rest, no doubt. Your
The first sentence of every chapter of the IOM report did indeed begin with
various versions of “vaccine save lives!” quotes