Landon (Rogan's 5-year-0ld brother): "Why do you not have school on Monday?" Rogan: "Because it's President's Day!" Landon: "What do the presidents have to do?" Rogan: "No Landon, on President's Day we celebrate the birthdays of 2 very good presidents: Abraham Lincoln and George Washington! George Washington was the very first president and Abraham Lincoln was the sixteenth president and he saved us from slavery!"