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A Top 10 list...

Posted Oct 07 2010 10:17am
Rogan didn't win a spot on the Student Council. Maybe he'll try again next year. Maybe by then the kids will realize what they're missing. In fact, in preparation for next year, here are my "Top 10 Reasons Why Rogan Would Be an Excellent Student Council Representative
10. He would get to know you and your name. And all your friends' names. And your dog's name. And your sister's name in 5th grade. Oh, and your entire family's dates of birth.
9. He knows what you really want  for your school. And will memorize it and recite it word for word. Along with the Emancipation Proclamation, if needed.
8. He can analyze exactly what you are eating for lunch. Every calorie and every gram of fat, protein, and carbohydrate. And then he could tell you what Jillian Michaels would make the contestants on the Biggest Loser do to work it off.
7. He would make time each and every day to recite and/or act out a scene from any of the "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" books or movie.
6. He could make a "Minute to Win It" event day, showing the school every single game that was ever played on the game show.
5. Chewing on items that are NOT food would be made an after-school sport.
4. Chess would be cool.
3. Each morning, he'd announce the Top 40 songs in pop music, along with the artist, album and how many votes each received. It would be followed by the weekly weather forecast.
2. Two words: SENSORY BREAKS!

And the #1 reason for electing Rogan to Student Council....

You'd get to see his amazing, quirky smile EVERY SINGLE DAY!

Keep up the hard work Rogan...I love you bunches!
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