In an effort to perk up her posts, Asthmagirl has compiled a helpful list of things she won't be discussing today.
She will not discuss the following:
That we broke the record (previously held in 1891) for the coldest first week of June since they started keeping track
That the spring storm that blew through last night had 45 mile per hour gusts
That it only reached 53 degrees yesterday (only half as warm as other areas of the country, I know)
How thrilled she is to go back to wearing sweaters to work (cough)
That she had to resort to a second blanket at 4 this morning even with the window closed and the heat on
That her herbs are probably dying a slow painful death on the patio
That she's not at all heartbroken about the tomato crisis as she has always suspected they were poison
That she also suspects those people that keep emailing her from the Canadian pharmacy don't know she doesn't take viagra
And they can't spell pharmacy right either
That she continues to ponder the peg-leg solution to her leg difficulties (would she have to wear an eye patch as well?)
That the more she considers lopping off her hair, the better behaved (and time consuming) it becomes
That the spell check has crashed her post twice... once yesterday and once today. Today she saved it as a draft first so she wouldn't have to recreate the whole thing... again.
Thus she apoliappole apologizes for any spelling errors...
In other news, she thinks a certain Chihuahua named Roxy is an absolute muffin cup.
Is there anything you are not discussing today? Perhaps we could 'not discuss it' together.... Do tell!
In an effort to perk up her posts, Asthmagirl has compiled a helpful list of things she won't be discussing today.
She will not discuss the following:
apoliappoleapologizes for any spelling errors...In other news, she thinks a certain Chihuahua named Roxy is an absolute muffin cup.
Is there anything you are not discussing today? Perhaps we could 'not discuss it' together.... Do tell!