On the Twelfth day of Christmas
The Doctors sent to me
Twelve patients coding
Eleven burned-out nurses
Ten wards a-wheezing
Nine hacking lungers
Eight traches a-smoking
Seven whiny drunkards
Six ABG kits
Fiiiive Wheezy Kiiiiids
Four overdosed
Three BiPAPs
Two vented men
And a patient with C.O.P.D!!!
Merry Christmas Everybody!
On the Twelfth day of Christmas
The Doctors sent to me
Twelve patients coding
Eleven burned-out nurses
Ten wards a-wheezing
Nine hacking lungers
Eight traches a-smoking
Seven whiny drunkards
Six ABG kits
Fiiiive Wheezy Kiiiiids
Four overdosed
Three BiPAPs
Two vented men
And a patient with C.O.P.D!!!
Merry Christmas Everybody!