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Friends Vs. Military Friends

Posted Jun 18 2008 6:09pm


Okso this doesn't have much to do with Respiratory or medical in general except it was sent to me from one of my Respiratory friends from the Military so I guess it's kind of Respiratory related.



I thought this was interesting and actually very true as I'm closer with myMilitaryfriends than I am with my sayHigh schoolBuds. Which isOKbecause really my military buds and I have been through much more together in my 10 years of service, hell we lived together in many different situations and places. So anyways here goes:





Friends Vs. Military Friends




1. FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk



MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught



2. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs



MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about

The fat chick you tried to pick up



3. FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no

one Is late for the ride home.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally

Points and an E & E route.



4. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked

up...but hey, that shit was fun "



5. FRIENDS: Cry with you.



MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put somevagasilon your

mangina.



6. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who

bought it in the first place.



7. FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave

them alone.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and

Hope

for the tag team.



8. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.



9. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.



10. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"



11. FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of

the bar.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you

on

the way out.



12. FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and

are sorry you couldn't come.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along,

and

try to steal free drinks all night



13. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had

enough.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,

"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste.

That's alcohol abuse!!!"HAHAHAHA!!!!



14. FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after

taking

care of each other for so long.



15. FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".



MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes

later

"okay, just one more!".



16. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.



MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!



17. FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."



MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.



18. FRIENDS: Will ignore this





Just though I would share this with everyone.

Thanks for reading and Please support our troops.
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