Health knowledge made personal
Join this community!
› Share page:
Search posts:

Friends Vs. Military Friends

Posted Jun 18 2008 6:09pm

Okso this doesn't have much to do with Respiratory or medical in general except it was sent to me from one of my Respiratory friends from the Military so I guess it's kind of Respiratory related.

I thought this was interesting and actually very true as I'm closer with myMilitaryfriends than I am with my sayHigh schoolBuds. Which isOKbecause really my military buds and I have been through much more together in my 10 years of service, hell we lived together in many different situations and places. So anyways here goes:

Friends Vs. Military Friends

1. FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught

2. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about

The fat chick you tried to pick up

3. FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no

one Is late for the ride home.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally

Points and an E & E route.

4. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked

up...but hey, that shit was fun "

5. FRIENDS: Cry with you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put somevagasilon your


6. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who

bought it in the first place.

7. FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave

them alone.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and


for the tag team.

8. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

9. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

10. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

11. FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of

the bar.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you


the way out.

12. FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and

are sorry you couldn't come.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along,


try to steal free drinks all night

13. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had


MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,

"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste.

That's alcohol abuse!!!"HAHAHAHA!!!!

14. FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after


care of each other for so long.

15. FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes


"okay, just one more!".

16. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!

17. FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

18. FRIENDS: Will ignore this

Just though I would share this with everyone.

Thanks for reading and Please support our troops.
Post a comment
Write a comment: