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21 entirely legitimate reasons to panic.

Posted Oct 31 2012 2:56pm

1. Earthquake
2. Tornado
3. Hurricane
4. Tsunami
5. You're 100 feet underwater and almost out of oxygen
6. Runaway train
7. Locked-in syndrome
8. The guy in front of you decides to rob the bank
9. Serial killer
10. Anthrax
11. Bain Capital purchases your employer
12. Bikini season
13. There's no wifi
14. Sudden loss of altitude
15. There's a mouse under the kitchen table
16. Vague memories of drunken texting
17. Your period's late
18. Alien invasion
19. Bird flu
20. Police lights in the rearview mirror
21. Donald Trump's hair


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