Straight "A"s

I got my caregiver report card today. I know there is really no such thing, but when I received the results from my Dad' s latest physical, I felt like I had made the Dean' s list. Keep in mind, he is 81 years old, has Alzheimer' s and takes 19 pills a day. Here is how the results read: Glucose - Normal Calcium - Normal Protein - Normal Sodium - Normal Potassium - Normal CO2 - Normal Chloride - Normal Liver Function - Normal Kidney Function - Normal I' ve never thought of Dad as normal, but the tests don' t lie! Whoopee!