Spring Cleaning

Dad still has almost every piece of clothing he has ever owned. He has suits, ties and lots of dress clothes, all of which he has not worn in years. My new undercover operation consists of my sneaking into his room each day while he is in the shower. I grab a handful of suits, anything polyester, anything that is too small for him and sneak it into the Goodwill pile. So far, he has not missed any of it and it sure is making his room less cluttered. I hope I don' t get busted!