I received the following email from my mother-in-law. So I thought rather than being a pain in the ass today, that comes later, we would have a little humor, at least i found it so.
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special
effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning
he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some
quality time -- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like
being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their
drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and
said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive. When they returned,
the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in
bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Oh, yes, PapPap,
it was really wonderful. We didn't see a single asshole, blind bastard,
dipshit or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
God Bless & Keep You & This Country of Ours!!!!!
PS> God love grandpa's to.