Funny Ending

Barring anything hilarious, this will be my last hemorrhoid post. Dad has been wiping with the medicated Tucks Pads after he poops in order to soothe his butt. Somehow he got the idea that he would try to Band-Aid one of the Tucks pad to his cheeks. He called for help, and I explained that they were used for wiping only. The Preparation-H was his for fill in medication between movements. The Tucks was tucked in and four Band-Aids held his cheeks together. It looked like a spider web! After I performed the very complicated Band-Aid-ectomy, he lost a few hairs, and I got a few good laughs!