They Have Invented a Peanut Free Peanut!!!! - The Circus Peanut
Posted Jan 22 2009 6:37pm
I did it. After all my research, all my praying, worrying and complaining I have discovered a way to appease all parties I thought un-appeasable. I have uncovered a deep dark secret that was hiding right before our eyes-----The Peanut Free Peanut.
. They look like peanuts. They are colored like peanuts. They even have those little groves on them like peanuts do But miracle upon miracles, I checked the ingredients of these little wonders, and lo and behold - they contain no peanuts.
This is great. We can put them in little bags and serve them on every airplane flight. We can ground them up into a paste like butter, and millions of school kids never have to be deprived of a peanut butter sandwich at school again just because someone could die if they brought their favorite lunch to school. And best of all - they are fat free!!!!
The possibilities are endless!! Thank you circus peanuts!!