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Prime the Pump

Posted Jul 10 2008 12:00am
Although my eggs might be a**, I have the world's most wonderful husband. I am the angry infertile. He is the upbeat sperminator.

Yesterday, my DH fixed me some FertiliTade. He bought some FertiliTea on the internet and, knowing that I don't like tea, added some sugar and lemonade mix. Viola! FertiliTade!

DH came over to me with a big glass of FertiliTade and told me I had to drink three glasses a day, like the instructions said. I asked him why 3 when I am in the process of taking birth control pills. He said, "We have to prime the pump for next month."

OMG! He did not just say that! :)

Today I went with my mom to shop for cheap Swedish furnishings. I went into the kids area to look for a birthday gift for my (almost) two year old neice. While there, my mom saw a small kids wicker chair. On my parents porch they have wicker furniture, and we enjoy many a summer night on the porch sitting and drinking lemonade (soon to be FertiliTade!). Anyways, she went over and was thinking of buying the little chair for her porch. Then she said, "Well, I guess I'll wait." This made me sad. Even my mom knows that she shouldn't buy things right now. You wouldn't want that little cute chair sitting and rotting on the porch in the time it may take me to fill it with a little butt. :(
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