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Just Joking Around

Posted Nov 24 2011 10:35am

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. I have ADD and I joke about it… my friends know they can joke about it too. With that, today I thought I’d offer up some ADD/ADHD items that might put a smile on your face and let you look at things from the lighter side of life.

Some funny notes:
- Can meet someone, fall deeply in love, marry, fight, hate, and divorce, all in about 35 minutes or less.
- Make far reaching analogies that no one else understands. Write them off as “Deep Thoughts”
- Able to tie seemingly unrelated ideas together
- Proviedes job security for writers of Spell Checkk programs
Jokes
-Why did the ADD-er go to the Doctor for Viagra? Because his lizard was sick and he heard that Viagra was for reptile dysfunction.
-A friend of mine with ADHD is looking to buy a used car. He’s looking for a little Focus.
Stupidity
“I contracted ADHD from a dirty toilet seat.”

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